It recently came to my attention that in this house full of balls, Ben doesn't really have any "guys." So this weekend, we introduced him to Woody.
He wasn't totally into it at first, but luckily Daddy showed him how much fun it is to add a little imagination and a silly voice. Now if we just knew what he was saying!
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I can't believe you waited so long to get me a real toy. Are you going to man up and get me a hat too? I mean, this toy has a hat, and I don't even have a hat.
Woody, how would you feel if you lost your hat? Here, eat a grape. Now let's take a looksie at these here boots of yours. Nicer than anything my mama ever put on my own two feet, I'll tell you what.
You wanna dance in those boots? Dance monkey, dance! Here, eat a grape.
Now let me show you a trick. It works with all the ladies. Jump up and down. Tip your hat. Say, "And how do you do, ma'am?" Then take off your hat. Then put it back on. Do that again.
Then, look real surprised and say something like "Somebody poisoned the water hole!" It might not make sense, but you'll usually get at least a chuckle. Hold on, I'm going to sneeze . . . okay, in conclusion, you're going to want to open your piehole and smile just like this . . . cheese!
Thank you, Katie! FINALLY someone who gets me. Now come take my picture.
Love,
Ben
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